The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're a Teen-ager

What's up? I've got a couple of jokes for you today. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered desert? "No thanks, I'm stuffed." =) What do I, a flat hair do, soggy jacket, drenched skirt, and almost ruined shoes have in common? Ha ha! Rain! We started passing out tracts Sunday and it hadn't rained a drop yet but about 15 minutes after we started it sprinkled then poured! Ahhhh! I looked a sight! My shoe bottoms fell off and it's gonna take some real work to repair them.

Now I have The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're a Teen-ager. You know you're a teen-ager when...........................................................................

1. You can text blind-folded.

2. You spend more time on the computer than with your family.

3. You've been in love ten times already with different members of the opposite sex.

4. Your parents keep asking you if you're currently using the pimple cream they bought for you.

5. Your parents are always complaining you talk back to them and that you're mouthy. (C'mon I'm not the only one, are I?)

6. If you're not eating or sleeping you're listening to music, music takes up half your life!

7. You've had your heart broken at least once only a year or two ago.

8. You have three bottles of different cleansers for your face in your shower.

9. You've never heard of the singers, bands, or celebrities that were popular when your parents were teen-agers.

10. You listen to a new CD over and over again.

11. Your parents say when you become a teen-ager some wires in your brain get disconnected.

12. You have recently played Truth or Dare (like in the past year).

13. You already have five college brochures.

14. You eat ALL the time.

15. If you have younger brothers or sisters you're the favorite babysitter who never gets paid.
Well that wraps it up folks! Until next time.